Black Thursday Poem


If enough people support Re-Tail, I can have thanksgiving dinner with my family next year.



Disclaimer: Every retail company and gumdo school officially deplores the employment of swords on Black Friday. Please keep your sword sheathed until attacked by literal zombies or six-foot locusts. If you like swords, you should support Re-Tail¬†because swords are cool. If you don’t like swords, you should support Re-Tail because we, too, deplore the use of edged weapons in a retail environment.