If enough people support Re-Tail, I can have thanksgiving dinner with my family next year.
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Tag: black friday
Haidong!
Disclaimer: Every retail company and gumdo school officially deplores the employment of swords on Black Friday. Please keep your sword sheathed until attacked by literal zombies or six-foot locusts. If you like swords, you should support Re-Tail because swords are cool. If you don’t like swords, you should support Re-Tail because we, too, deplore the use of edged weapons in a retail environment.
Fire Hazards
You should support Re-Tail because you understand the importance of stopping, dropping, and rolling.
Friday Schedule
Re-Tail runs three days a week, but for the week of Thanksgiving Black Friday, we will be posting every single day.
You should support Re-Tail so we can post every single day all the time.
