When I came up with the idea for Re-Tail, my wife suggested I make a couple of months worth of comics before launching. And I agreed.
But I just had to get something out for the week of Black Friday. It was too appropriate.
So, basically, Re-Tail will return when I have some comics built up unless for some reason I am compelled to release something else prematurely.
If you want to help, remember that any and all support for Re-Tail will speed the process along.
You should support Re-Tail because it’s way cheaper than ten bazillion dollars.
You should support Re-Tail because you appreciate professional courtesy.
If enough people support Re-Tail, I can have thanksgiving dinner with my family next year.
You should support Re-Tail because you’re not a turkey.
Disclaimer: Every retail company and gumdo school officially deplores the employment of swords on Black Friday. Please keep your sword sheathed until attacked by literal zombies or six-foot locusts. If you like swords, you should support Re-Tail because swords are cool. If you don’t like swords, you should support Re-Tail because we, too, deplore the use of edged weapons in a retail environment.
You should support Re-Tail because you understand the importance of stopping, dropping, and rolling.
Re-Tail runs three days a week, but for the week of
Thanksgiving Black Friday, we will be posting every single day.
You should support Re-Tail so we can post every single day all the time.
Re-Tail involves shenanigans, and Boss is the one who has to put up with said shenanigans and ensure most of the customers are happy and the store is not on fire.
He doesn’t sleep much.
Get your sweet Boss Merch at https://teespring.com/retailboss
Doggo exemplifies the happy, helpful spirit that every retail giant pretends its employees have. But he’s also very protective, so don’t think he’ll let you walk out the front door with an unpaid television.
You can support Re-Tail by buying sweet doggo merch for the ferocious guard dog in your life at teespring.com/retaildoggo.